The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)
Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.
Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.
Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."
Camping Scenario 2:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."
Camping Scenario 2:
Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
by Real NoName March 07, 2010
The nectar of the gods.
by Gulliver Foyle III January 23, 2009
by bigbootybeeee April 22, 2009
A hill that overlooks the highway in Sidney, British Columbia. It is currently the coolest place to smoke cigars and/or marijuana.
by sevanimation December 04, 2006
a town in new jersey
by ick April 05, 2005
A more correct term/name used to describe Oak Mountain High School, in Birmingham, AL. Other acceptable terms are Smoke Mountain and Oak Mountain HIGH.
by CMHS student no more October 24, 2007
by justin kt July 31, 2008