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South African Swirly

The act of doxxing Elon Musk's location, going to his house, forcing him to shit, piss, ejaculate, and pour cocaine into his marble toilet, and then shoving your penis and his head in the toilet and then flushing it. The leftover semen is used as water for the bidet. The bidet is then used to spray all of the semen onto his hair. Elon Musk will then pay you precisely $35.72 and considers it a monthly salon appointment.
"To whoever gave me a South African Swirly last tuesday, my heart goes out to you."
by BangalangMan February 14, 2025
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Shawshank Swirly

The action of drowning someone in a prison toilet.
Two prison inmates in the bathroom get into a heated fight where they fight to the death, the one inmate gives the other a Shawshank Swirly.
by DR3AD KN1GHT April 2, 2013
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Atlanta Swirly

An intense sexual act when one person receives a swirly while the other pounds the backside until he shoots sperm out of his mouth into the toilet.
A bully gives a nerd an Atlanta swirly
by Huge D Randy October 9, 2025
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Sriracha Swirlie

(Noun.) The waste produced by a human that had consumed too much spicy foods. It happens to resemble a mocha chip ice-cream soft-serve cone with red sprinkles embedded within it.
Ken: "Hey Billy , you alright in there? You've been on the crapper for two hours now..."

Billy: *groans in pain* "No! Finna finish making this sriracha swirlie!"
by Staygoldponiboiiiiii January 10, 2017
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Cole Swirly

When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
"My makeup got completely ruined by the Cole Swirly"
by MistressRicci May 19, 2018
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nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
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Swirly Brown

When a female/male diarrheas on the others persons belly button, then uses their finger to swirl it around.
Martin: Yo bitch, lemme get a Swirly Brown

Klaus: Alright bet
by ScendoLuh July 11, 2025
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