When you grab a girl from behind and force her to her knees, pushing her face into a toilet bowl, then proceed to thrust into her from behind, with her face splashing into the water with each thrust.
by MistressRicci May 19, 2018
Get the Cole Swirlymug. One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
Get the nuclear swirliemug. "Swirlies"
"Ok"
"Ok"
by Swirlieman27 May 16, 2020
Get the Swirliesmug. by toandfro9 July 15, 2022
Get the swirliemug. Is the name given to a man who creampie fucks a woman's holes that hard she is left with a strawberries and cream pie swirlies.
Shannon: "Hey Kim, I gave this bitch down the road some swirlies. She's in the hospital... Wanna come check out the damage?"
Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"
Kim: "Fuck Shannon that's hectic. Who are you? Like really ... who are you?"
by ShimmyA May 15, 2023
Get the Swirliesmug. When you're trying to give a stupid ahh nerdy person a swirly but then you are caught off guard and realize that the toilet is an ultra mega godly skibidi toilet. Then you put their head into the skibidi's mouth and give them a little spinny in the skibidi mouth. The toilet is so caught off guard by this that it calls for help from Squid Game player 001 from season 1, Oh Il-nam (오일남 O Il-nam). player 001 then uses his tumor to throw at you and the stupid ahh nerd that you intended on giving a swirly to. He knocks you out and puts you in the Squid Games. Since you know all of the games and have previously played and won the 45.6 billion won, all you want to do is save all of the players from the same fate as your late brother sang-woo. You fail to realize that the new player assigned the number 001 is the front man you have been attempting to arouse and investigate. In the end you and your new team of players, including the front man, steal the guards guns and start to rebel. You think that you might stand a chance but then you run out of ammo and player 001 shows his true colors and kills your best friend. And you're all like "NOOOOO." so then you kiss his dead body and he turns into a frog and he is alive. And then he says "You must travel to the highest mountain and the deepest valley to find 3 keys, with these keys you can help me turn back into a human." and youre all like "ok" then you set off on your journey. To be continued...
by plurgfish January 2, 2025
Get the Skibidi Swirlymug. A man hops on another dudes butt and moves in a circler motion while the other dude moves his cock in a circler motion
John hopes on my dick moving his body in a circler motion whilst moving his cock is moving in a helicopter like motion
Dave says John did you just give me a swirly
Dave says John did you just give me a swirly
by ai34512 March 15, 2023
Get the Swirlymug.