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emo sweater

sweater worn by an 'emo kid'. (see emo kid). often belonging to the father of the wearer, or purchased in a thrift store. an emo kids may own 5+ emo sweater. they are usually found in bland colours. many are 'vintage'.
you can tell that kid is emo purely based on his sweater. they don't sell sweaters like that these days, no siree. i bet he got that bad boy down at amity.
by jane_bond October 26, 2003
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Sweater Puppets

That girl's sweater puppets are bouncin'.
by jiminycricket April 11, 2007
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emo sweater

An emo sweater is usually stripey. Popular colours include purple and black ,red and black or green and black.
The 'emo sweater' means a lot more if it belongs to the emo boy/emo girl's girlfriend/boyfriend or best friend.
Emo sweaters can be baggy or regular fit, some are hooded.
The sweater can be worn with a shirt underneath, revealing the collar above the neckline of the sweater. This is a common look for emo boys.
The red and black striped sweater worn by Dennis the Menace.
See also stripey tights, stripey scarves and stripey socks-very popular alternatives to the original emo sweater.
by Ashaya October 30, 2006
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Sweater Meats

Large, mouthwatering breasts
I think, tonight, I should like to sample the sweater meats.

No, Danny's girlfriend is over there. The one with the sweater meats.
by Tyrathect May 20, 2006
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beer sweater

The cozy warmth felt by those under the effects of alcohol.
"man, I can't believe he's not freezing - it's below zero and he's only wearing a t-shirt!"

"nah, I saw how much of that keg he drank - he's got his beer sweater on"
by marvyp September 18, 2008
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Sweater Swag

to wear exotic knit sweaters, preferably from the 1990's, with extreme levels of confidence. It also helps your Sweater Swag if you consider yourself to be too Hipster to be Hipster.
Also it helps to know what team your playing for, LFRT.
Oh man!! That guy has hella Sweater Swag!! He's just just beatin' all the ladies away.
by THE BOSS OF YOSEMITE December 4, 2011
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Trying on Sweaters

The act of power dating in search of the perfect 'fit'. Often initiated via online dating (a.k.a. database dating), Trying on Sweaters often involves long waits in line, multiple exchanges and buyers remorse. Sometimes you try on a sweater and everything seems fine, but then you realize that it doesn't quite fit. Even though the label said "Wash and Wear" it acted like it was dry clean only and after the spin cycle It became downright clingy.
Thanks to four active profiles on Match, OK Cupid, Timber and eHarmony she was Trying on Sweaters sometimes three or four times a day. Last night she didn't even want a sweater but it was on sale so she took it home anyway.
by Cyber Barbie April 2, 2015
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