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E-straining Order

When you threaten to, or follow through with, a block on someone contacting you on a chat or social networking client, such as Myspace, Facebook, MSN, Etc.
Ex.1-"Man, that chick was freaking nuts! She cyber stalked me so much I had to slap a e-straining order on her ass!"

Ex.2- "I hate those pervs from places like Turkey that are always trying to hit me up for nudes! I'm gonna put an e-straining order out on every single one of them!"

Ex.3-"Susie put a e-straining order on me. I don't know how I can go on *dramatic swoon*"
by ThoroZaine September 20, 2009
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Singing

Snitching. Informing on somone, usually to the police or other authority.
Max got arrested last night and apparently he's been singing to the cops
by Snowball112 November 17, 2011
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Stinking Emina

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.
Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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AIM singing

AIM singing is when someone IMs lyrics to another person. Since there's no music and the other person's just reading it, it makes no sense.
ScreenName123: They said release 'Remote Control'
But we didn't want it on the label
UserName138: Huh? Who are They? What label?
ScreenName123: They said, "Fly to Amsterdam"
The people laughed but the press went mad
UserName138: Wait, who went to Amsterdam?
ScreenName123: No, it's a Clash song.
UserName138: Whatever, AIM singing is so stupid.
by Clash City Rocker October 29, 2005
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scat singing

Scat singing is vocalizing either wordlessly or with nonsense words and syllables as employed by jazz singers who create the equivalent of an instrumental solo using only the voice. Thus it is a type of voice instrumental.

Scat also refers to the sexual fetish known as coprophilia, but scat singing is much cooler.

Definition from Wikipedia. It's worded well.
Famous scat man: John Larkin, otherwise known as Scatman John - his songs are good examples of scat singing.

Others: Dizzy Gillespie, Cab Calloway, etc.
by emilly December 2, 2005
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Singing in the Status

When someone uses a song to display their emotions at a time when they are uncreative, procrastinating, and or want attention. Generally followed by a heart symbol or smiley emoticon. The usual response is predictable and can follow in 3 paths:

A. Complete adoration of the song in question

B. Complete adoration of the artist in question

C. A lyric comment war
Example:

Status: Alice Malev "The Kill -- 30 Seconds to Mars <3"

Comments:
---"OMG i luv that song!!!!!!! wut's up???"

---"wtf i wuz just lisening to 30S2M!!!! kings and queens is soooooooo good!"

---"you say you wanted more what are you waiting for? im not running from you"
---"come break me down, marry me, bury me, i am finished with you!!!!!!"

---"Guys, sing in the shower, stop singing in the status."
by davidrawrs! March 1, 2010
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staining the deck

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck
by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010
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