stiffy lube

the k mart brand of kY jelly for your dick OR COCK

i need you to run over to k mart and get me some more stiffy lube

by rob n john January 17, 2009

stiffnicity

Rating of stiffness of a man's penis after a night of drinking

James and A-shia got home from a night out at the bar, but James' stiffnicity wasn't high enough to fuck.

by Firebums April 11, 2015

aziz strife 7777

The sexiest fuck in the planet

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by sex September 12, 2004

Stiff sock

A sock that has been used for masturbation; Often used as an insult to someone that is basicly, "a party crasher". It is similar to the phrases "Wet Blanket", "Stick in the mud", Etc.

1. Stop being such a stiff sock, and come on!

2. That guy is totally a stiff sock.

by Homicidal Artist July 5, 2007

Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

by g0t4 May 19, 2011

struffet

an alternate definition of the word slut or whore as introduced to society by modern day philospher/pornstar Ron Walker.

Shit nigga i just received some oral pleasure from this mutha fuckin struffet.

by Ron Walker April 7, 2005

stiffleball

(n.)the act of, when receiving oral sex from a female (or in desperate times, a male), smacking the testicles against the chin of the individual performing oral sex.

Man, if Zach hadn't referenced the fourth-grade term "stiffy" at lunch today, I probably wouldn't have even remembered to give that bitch Karen M. a stiffleball tonight. The tingling feeling provided by her hairy chin rubbing against my balls was quite a sublime experience.

by Ron Mexico April 16, 2005