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post-stalking 

To stalk somebody over the internet by finding and reading many of their posts on a forum. Usually done by overly curious friends/family members or by admiring fans. It can easily be performed by entering someone's name, e-mail address or username (if it's unique to that person) into a search engine.
Creepy stalker: "You live in Birmingham, right?"
Stalkee: "Woah, how did you know that?"
Creepy stalker: "Oh, I was sorta post-stalking you lolz."
Stalkee: "Wtf. Get a life."
post-stalking by Michiko I. June 12, 2006
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Stalingrad Maneuver 

In a male-female-male threesome, the first male attempts to penetrate the second from behind while the second is distracted with the female. Named after Hitler's attack in WWII.
Man, I only agreed to a threesome because she was so hot. I didn't realize he was going use the Stalingrad Maneuver on me. My ass still hurts.
Stalingrad Maneuver by Marty S. November 30, 2006

stalking the book

adding over 500 friends on facebook, people you don't even know, so that you can spend hours scanning through their posted pictures and reading their comments
Rachel spent hours online stalking the book.

Stæling 

Stæling is a disease someone gets when they are fm(drunk) with the boys.
Hi, i’m Henke. I suffering from stæling.
Stæling by Hvorbordu June 28, 2021

stapling your own hand 

stapling your own hand is suicide
stapling your own hand by pdtd December 3, 2021

Cube Stalking 

When a boss or manager walks by your cube multiple times to try to catch you surfing the internet or goofing off, instead of working.
Coworker 1: Why haven't you responded to my facebook post? It's freaking awesome!

Coworker 2: Dude, the boss is totally cube stalking me today! I can't do anything fun!
Cube Stalking by A-Dogg Bmore March 13, 2009

Cursor Stalking 

When you follow someone's cursor on a Google Doc leaving your cursor mark on their screen till they go absolutely insane.
"Yo dude, what the fuck?"
"What?"
"Quit cursor stalking me you bitch, I can't write shit"
Cursor Stalking by anayar October 29, 2017