Snitch

The worst kind of person there is. This person will act like they are your friend but only because their life is on the line. Your life doesn't matter anymore. They will pretend they are your friend because if they don't the feds will take their asses with that letter next to it. It doesn't matter what they did but they will take you down to save their crackhead asses from the dumb ass crime they committed just so they can CTR again. FUCK SNITCHES. These motherfuckers will destroy you and come back to you for a handout all in the same minute. Watch out for the snitches.

SNITCHES will AND DO eat DICK

by SNITCHES EATCOCK June 6, 2010

bitcher snitcher

a person that calls the cops on his/her friends because they played a joke on that person and that person was such a bitch about it that they snitched on them.

"... mann we sure punked chris brown last night, and you know what that bitcher snitcher did? he called the cops on us.

by james j fisher January 21, 2009

bitch ass snitch ass

a bitch ass bitch that be like ' yo bitch thats my shit bitch, but then then the bitch ass snitch ass comes ihn and snitches on that bitch for taking her shit. holla at a pimp

Judy played a great round of golf today, but then turned into a bitch ass snitch ass when Larry had some of her water. Boy was she upset!

by mike jones man May 23, 2006

snitches

persons that report the illegal activities of other persons to the authorities, causing them disfavor in the eyes of those persons and their friends and pretty much anyone else whos not an asshole

ima fuck up those snitches that called the 5-0 when we were candyflippin at that party

by risewiththesmoke February 11, 2009

Snitch

A tiny golden ball with wings in a quidditch game. It is the seekers position to catch the snitch and win 150 quidditch points.

He caught the snitch! 150 points awarded to Slytherin!

by Silver Pennington August 6, 2009

snitchasaurusrex

A snitchasaurusrex is a giant snitch. This refers to someone who has in the present or past snitched on someone multiple times hence a giant snitch.

Goddamn, John is such a snitchasaurusrex, this is the third time he has snitched on me for skipping.

by Brick Tanlin February 19, 2011

snitch

person who tells on someone.

Master Onion: Kick! Punch! We don't have much time! If you don't squeal you're gonna serve a dime. I'm fine either way, 'cause I still get paid. But, listen to a teacher this should be your next play. Now Snitch!

PaRappa: Snitch?

Master Onion: Rat! Rat!

PaRappa: Rat? Rat?

Master Onion: Snitch! Snitch! Rat!

PaRappa: Snitch? Snitch? Rat?

Master Onion: Rat! Rat! Snitch!

PaRappa: Rat? Rat? Snitch?

Master Onion: Don't be a hero when you could serve zero. Or do you want to shower with some butch bull weirdo?

*horns play and camera nears PaRappa*

PaRappa: I may be a rapper, but I can't take this rap. I wasn't driving the car, I was chilling in the back. It was King Kong Mushi with the stuff behind the wheel. If it keeps my culo safe you bet your butt I'm gonna squeal!

Lawyer: This is observe! He was thrown of his scence!

Master Onion: Your honor, I'm prepared to plea an agreement.

PaRappa: It can't be a crime just to kick a dope rhyme.

Judge: Good point talking dog, your free without serving time!

PaRappa: Yeah! You gotta believe!

(scene from Robot Chicken Season 4 Episode 1)

by PaRappatheRappa1995 November 15, 2009