Milkshake squirtgun

When you're titty banging a pregnant chick and she squirts you with milk while you cum on her face.

Gave my pregnant wife a milkshake squirtgun and we both ended up covered in white.

by Tampon snapback June 27, 2019

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

by Dylowned June 23, 2005

squirter

the male ejaculation x 10

god damn!

by jeeves September 28, 2006

Squirter

Someone who over posts on social media.

Jasmine is such a squirter, she's been squirting all day about her break up.

Porter was being a squirter on my page during the game.

by Shon J March 17, 2015

Squirtle

1: A nasty fart that squirts in your pants.

2: A poke'mon.

John Smith: Hey dude, I just squirtled.
Jane Doe: DUDE you need to change yerr pants yo.

by LIL NAYA December 2, 2009

squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.

I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.

by jack aniels October 12, 2017

Burny-squirties

Quick squirts that burns your asshole as you shit.

I got the burny-squirties when I got sick :(

by HeyNoneOfThatBullshit September 11, 2011