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Spooky Stork

A term used to describe a slightly frightening avian creature, or a spooky stork. Also used as a slightly hurtful name.
Me: Woah, that's one Spooky Stork!
by StanTheStork December 18, 2013
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Spooky cock

when you show your dick to a girl and it spooks her becuse of how big it is. that means you have a spooky cock.
Last night when Ashley was at my house, I showed her my spooky cock. She screamed when she saw how big it is.
by eocsirbekaj October 17, 2009
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Spooky Bomb

Getting drunk and disappearing on your friends at a bar/party AKA Irish goodbye
Smitty was having a great time until he realized his ride spooky bombed and left him at the bar alone.
by ScottyDHoe March 4, 2015
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spooky cactus

A half-demon creature, created when the soul of an ancient cactus-demon from the days of plant-worship inhabits the body of a human in the here-and-now. There is only one confirmed spooky cactus in existence, believed to be hidden in the north of England. From the careful analysis of this one isolated case, we have discovered that spooky cacti are blunt, cynical, sarcastic and taunt humankind for kicks.
'The spooky cactus had awoken, and was glaring with an uncertain cactical fury at the toaster, which she could not quite decided whether or not to make the victim of flaming spiny cactuslike wrath.'
by Celestia Cloud April 21, 2005
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spooky weed

A stand of weed laced with some other drug
Damn homie, that spooky weed really did it to me, I was tripping balls and hit her with the shocker✌️👆.
by Smoker Bruce October 25, 2017
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Spooky bae

A VERY SEXY AND HOT AND NOT SHORT MAN THAT CAN PULL ANY GIRL
man that is spooky
i love spooky bae
by Matrix x Mani May 1, 2022
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Spooky Sufganiyot

A goth shiksa who fetishizes nice jewish boys (“njb”).
Kristen is such a spooky sufganiyot, all she does is wear black, listen to the cure and ask her boyfriend to talk dirty to her in Yiddish.
by NJB42069 May 8, 2022
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