Someone you would absolutely destroy (cum all over her body) when you are really drunk or have not jerked off for a long time.
(Drunk Bastards)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
K- Hey you know who I think is hot?
E- Who WHo Who?
K- Liz
E- Oh...that cock sponge?
K- Yeah I really want a back rub with happy ending.
E- Good Luck sir
K- Here I CUM Liz!...
(ANAL DESTRUCTION)
by Bo Gibson November 06, 2006
Adam: What's the national sport in Romania? Bear baiting?
Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.
Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
Dan: No. It is football. That is so racist.
Adam: FML! You're such a banter sponge!
by KirtjE October 18, 2011
A "Nasal Blowjob" whereby nasal mucus acts as a lubricant for a man's erect penis.
The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
The ejaculation occurs inside the nose, or nasal pathway, before the person being "sponged" sucks it up along with mucus to the back of the throat, and swallows it.
"I totally sponged that bitch last night."
"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."
"Sponging makes me come so hard."
"I'm sorry - I have a throat infection. But you can sponge me all you want."
"Sponging makes me come so hard."
by Floor1KitchenKrew August 07, 2008
Tyler: "Most people know it by it's traditional name, but I know it by it's real name, a sponge ruiner."
by metalgoldfish July 12, 2005
A woman who seems to have a tendancy to soak up semen from all directions with no obvious limitation.
stop pestering, ive shagged you 15 times already and its nearly time for breakfast.. Go make me a full english you fucking sperm sponge..
by Drex Johnson September 18, 2008
by Vicious1988 March 08, 2004
The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.
people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days
by crapp0ld April 03, 2009