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What happens when you fart after anal sex

I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

by Cici butt lover September 25, 2015

Bush Splat

When you splat off a building because you blacked out and munched a bush. And you did it 2 more times and don’t remember that either

Holy fuck, I blacked out so bad last night. I need bush splat.

by bushsplat February 24, 2024

Splat Burns

Dankest kid on earth, can be found cheezing with his friends from Solon, but more often he is kicked with his cross country friends. Likes to take dank rips off the legendary 5000 during lige fest. has a grandpa named papa bayer, a brother named patrick burns, amd a son named Mattycakes, and Wojo. Runs some dank Miles

Splat Burns: Ownage Duuuuuuuude, thats so dank.
MC: Yeahhhhhh
Splat: Get the box duuuuude

by thecakes13 February 04, 2010

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

Gelatinous Splat

When, badly injured, you jump off a building over 20 floors high into a pool of jelly. However, you get hit by a car moments later, similar to that scene in the movie Free Guy.

Storyteller: To escape his attackers, Ryan Reynolds had to perform a gelatinous splat.

Child one: But didn't he get hit by a car?
Storyteller: Yes.

by Jahmsay August 19, 2024

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 20, 2018