Spiders or any other kind of bug that may be in a nasty lake while skinny-dipping. Named for the small but very frightening possibility that they may disappear into unsavory places on a girl's body where they will lay eggs that will hatch and emerge at a very inconvenient time and place.
by Shannon L.W. March 21, 2006
A little piece of dried poop, which, when pulled loose, takes along with it a collection of butt hairs so it resembles a spider body and hair legs.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
It's a guy thing. Women do not have ass spiders.
When he pulled the crusty bit loose it ripped out a bunch of butt hairs leaving him holding a worthy ass spider in the paper.
by LabMom July 30, 2009
The most anticipated and disappointingly shallow character in a movie since Darth Maul. Greatly admired nonetheless. Special abilities: does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.
Look out! He is the Spider-Pig.
by _barak_ July 30, 2007
Visible pubic hair from an unkempt bush that protrudes from a woman's bikini bottom. It is most often spotted at the beach or at poolside.
European beaches are full of hot women, but oftentimes they are sporting beach spiders. That can ruin the whole experience.
by Larry Tiita April 18, 2009
Cinder: Hey... Spider Cock
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
Lukas: Facts...
Sam: What??
Ethan: What the fuck are you talking about??!
Alex: Aye ayeeeee...
by !Nudda Budda November 03, 2020
A huge huntsman spider found by someone in a relative's house, living under a clock. He took 3 photographs before, presumably, running from the room with terror. the first one is the clock, with the spider's legs poking out from one side of it. the second is a pic of the spider with the clock gone (it's not clear whether the clock has been moved or the spider as moved away from it) and the third one is a horrifyingly detailed close up showing the fur on the spider (eurgh). According to legend, this spider once had a ninth leg which fell off in a battle with limecat and became the being mortals worship as "God". Fools, clock spider will not treat them with mercy when judging them along with worshippers of limecat who will, undoubtedly, be fed to the spider after judgement day. rumor has it that the messenger the spider sends as the "judge" on judgement day will be a humongous piece of cheese, but since the spider will probably have eaten the Jupiter sized king of cheese long before then, who will be sent remains to be seen...
by hatrickpatrick April 07, 2004
by jeremy April 22, 2004