crank that soulja boy

the act of jerking (cranking) a males penis (soulja boy).

Girl 1: What do i do??
Girl 2: Girl crank that soulja boy!
Girl 1: what if it’s small?

by i<3bigcocksinmyass42069420 April 15, 2020

Soulja Boy

He did it first.

Soulja Boy: I DID IT FIRST.

by urdepressiongrr June 18, 2021

Soulja Boy

The man who created Hip Hop. Influenced every rapper that has ever touched a mic. He created most of the things known to man.

A: Tupac was one of the best rappers ever!
B: Cmon man you know he just copied Soulja Boy !?

by Rapexpert June 21, 2021

Soulja Boy

The man who has done it all first

“Look Jesus can turn water into wine”,

“Soulja Boy did it first”

by DaichiKidd August 3, 2021

Soulja Boy

The best rapper of all time and the first rapper to do basically anything.Big Draco got a star named after him no other rapper has one.

This is soulja boy the best rapper in existence .
Look up there in the sky,it’s BIG DRACO

by Suspectshot January 10, 2022

Crank that Soulja Boy

Masturbate.

John: Help me!

Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!

by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022

Soulja Boy

A demon sent from Hell to ruin rap and hip-hop.
He enjoys "rapping" about ejaculating on girls.

Millie: I just downloaded some songs by Soulja Boy!

Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.

by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024