Mark was in the school bathroom. He didn't feel so good so he gained a crank that Soulja Boy and had to eject semen out of his fluids so bad it hit two teachers in the face.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022
Get the Crank that Soulja Boymug. The man who created Hip Hop. Influenced every rapper that has ever touched a mic. He created most of the things known to man.
by Rapexpert June 21, 2021
Get the Soulja Boymug. John: Help me!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
Kelly: Nah, dude, I'm just busy trying to get this thing off me, but it keeps forcing me to Crank That Soulja Boy, and therefore I am unable to. I'm sorry!
by Mileyjonesthepizzafan July 10, 2022
Get the Crank that Soulja Boymug. 
The best rapper of all time and the first rapper to do basically anything.Big Draco got a star named after him no other rapper has one.
by Suspectshot January 10, 2022
Get the Soulja Boymug. Millie: I just downloaded some songs by Soulja Boy!
Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.
Bobby: Intentionally?
Millie: Yea why?
Bobby: Well you can either listen to his music or get your ears raped by an angry gorilla. Basically the same thing.
Millie: Oh.
by Le magnifique Gatsby October 4, 2024
Get the Soulja Boymug. by weezkid January 5, 2017
Get the soulja boymug.