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no sombrero

1. a phrase that’s the equivalent of “no joke”, that when used in exclamation, is akin to “you’re kidding!”
basically a spicier way of saying no cap

2. that’s wild
1 ~ mark: “ion have the money for that”
josé: “are you for real bro”
mark: “ yeah, no tengo dinero, no sombrero”

2~ josé: “yo did you hear maria started stripping at the party last night?”
mark: “no sombrero”
by hotcheetos69 May 30, 2020
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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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SOUR SOMBRERO

When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 24, 2022
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Golden Sombrero

Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.
by Craka_Jack_36 October 19, 2022
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somis

Somis is in the middle of nowhere, near oxnard and moorpark and camarillo, aka the butt crack of southern california
you live where? SOMIS! wheres that
by Jefe O May 10, 2005
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sombrerho

a mexican ho! doesn't necessarily have to be wearing a sombrero
Wanker 1: Yo b, lookey there at that selena.
Wanker 2: Cut, t'aint no selena. That there is a sombrerho.
Wanker 1: Come again.
Wanker 2: She suck yo dick for a bag of chips.
Wanker 1: Day-um wat a ho.
Wanker 2: Yessuh.
by Up the ass is not OK May 2, 2006
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or somesing

expression used by brown people which literaly means "or something" but can be used after almost anything said; mainly used at the end of phrases
"ey pinche pase el wrench or somesing"

"dont forget la cerveza or somesing"

"ALMUERZO or somesing"
by el beaner del pueblo August 5, 2009
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