A 26 or older virgin that lives in his mother's basement searching for a wife but always fails in the most stupid ways possible
by White Phoenix doing stuff as a October 30, 2018
Get the Skippymug. by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024
Get the Skippy John Joemug. Someone who is out of it. Clearly not thinking straight, and needs to come back down to earth before they get fucked up.
“ Did he really think he could say that to you? I don’t know but he must be out his skippy ass mind”
by pyo.offerings October 18, 2023
Get the skippy ass mindmug. Purposely defecating where one should not.
by Butt Knocker January 31, 2024
Get the Womp a skippymug. by CovidConvo May 26, 2022
Get the fresh jar of skippymug. Unlike a previous definition given by "Alex", this term is definitely NOT circa 1990's. The first known reference to skippies occurred in the mid to late 1970's, and refers to a low-cost type of shoe, most often unnamed, or off-brand, such as pro-max, roos, or some other imitation. Usually having plastic soles, poor construction, and fake leather exterior, and also very poor support of the foot. Although usually sold as athletic shoes, these were the absolute worst choice of footwear for athletes, as the soles would not grip surfaces intended for sports. Often, they would leave scuff marks on floors from the simple act of walking, and they made a clomping sound when walking in hallways of places like schools. This attracted attention from cruel kids, who most often teased the less fortunate for having to wear them.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Side Note from the Definer: Bullying is cruel and affective to sensitive children, but it is also a part of social learning, and self awareness. It is important to allow our children to learn these traits in the world we live in, or they will be devoured in the world yet to come. We are not raising a nation of cry-babies. We should teach them to be warriors. I learned my most important lessons from being a victim of bullies during my youth. Today, no one would dare challenge me in that way. I would swallow them whole without remorse.
Skippies... Make your mama look fine, Skippies, get ya behind in the line, Skippies, cost a dollar ninety nine. Skippieeeeeees!
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
Get the Skippiesmug. by thefiness November 5, 2010
Get the douche skippymug.