shrimp coat

an article of clothing typically a large coat that genital exhibitionists uses to expose their gentiles to prepubescent boys in order to emasculate them

Hey watch out here comes Mr. Dick wearing his shrimp coat.

by pancakecookies June 20, 2011

Shrimp on a skewer

Female dwarf or midget, Having sexual intercorse with a full size male

Shrimp on a skewer Speaks for itself!

by Mathew Colecliffe January 5, 2009

Butthole Shrimping

The act involves two men and a straw. The straw is inserted inside one of the men's asses until the rectum is reached. The other male then proceeds to suck hard on the straw until fecal matter is absorbed up and through the straw. The poo particles are referred to as the shrimp.

I'm hungry and the only cure for it is butthole shrimping.

Not only are those guys flaming faggots, but they also love to shrimp each others buttholes.

I got a straw and a butthole. You know what to do. Start shrimping.

by Steve Buckhantz March 12, 2008

shrimp on the barbie

woojin's favourite aussie catchphrase

*woojin in an aussie accent* sHriMp oN tHe BaRbiE

by skzistheshit February 26, 2019

polish shrimp

Cheez Doodles put out for a party, especially a fancy party when plain old potato chips just won't cut it.

"Look Tony, polish shrimp!"

by John.F.Murphy March 15, 2008

Shrimp Coat

Shrimp Coat is a YouTube video made by Bartbaker, starring two "creepy" men wearing trench coats with shrimps paper clipped on. They sing about opening it up to show to little boys, partying with dogs, and they wear dress socks and dress shoes. The dog is a pug, and in the end the pug grows very large in size and falls on top of them and crushes them. Good watch.

"YEP, IN MY SHRIMP COAT, YEP, IN MY SHRIMP COAT; NOTHIN' UNDERNEATH; WHEN I OPEN IT, MY 'DING' SHOWS."

by Thebirdftw September 16, 2012

Shrimp Trick

The Shrimp Trick is the act of trickery whereby the perpetrator rips off the head of the condom (like a shrimp) and continues to use said condom, now rendered ineffective. The outcome is a facade of safety, shrouded in the dark truth of useless condom and an enjoyable roust.

Matt loves to use the Shrimp Trick! Matt's used so many shrimp tricks he could be a master chef at Benihanas!

by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012