To perform a neopolitan shooter, one must prepare ahead of time by having your partner take a bunch of laxatives a few hours in advance. When she has to defecate (take a dump), then you are all set. Start by going balls deep in her ass, and rip her ass so hard that it bleeds. After shes bleeding, go off in her ass. The guy then removes his dick, and she shits the liquid shit, jizz, and blood into a shotglass. The two of you then split it and shoot it.
(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
(The shit = brown, the jizz = white, and the red = blood, like the ice cream).
My woman and I wanted to spice up our relationship, so we decided to try some neopolitan shooters... Yum Yum!
by Master Dan April 09, 2007
"She wasn't on the pill so I gave her the old cooter shooter"
"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
"I pulled out my cooter shooter and was ready for action"
by Cptn May 05, 2008
When a basketball player hits a shot, with a hint if luckiness, because he's just that much of a boss
Demar Derozan with the shooters touch
by Callmekobe January 23, 2014
by Verno the Inferno December 05, 2006
Taking a vuvuzuela, or that stupid ass horn in the world cup of soccer. Then bust a nut inside the horn, invite your girlfriend over and then blast the bitch in the face.
Dude 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to jenny?
Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.
Dude 2: Dude she took a massive vuvu-shooter to the face.
by Johnny Shat January 09, 2011
by TaySean D. November 21, 2007
-That guy rapping bout all the guns he have and how he kill you
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
-Nah man he aint done shit he is an internet shooter
by mhblock December 20, 2017