Shiny Burrito 

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

Shiny Burrito by stinkface February 22, 2008

shiny anime sweat 

Bodily phenomenom often observed in sports animes consisting in THE GUYS' SWEAT LOOKING LIKE HOLY FUCKING WATER WHAT THE HELL

SHINY ANIME SWEAT IS WEIRD AND GAY AS FUCK STOP IT PLEASE THIS IS A SHONEN

shiny anime sweat by tetsu2 December 29, 2014

Shiny Dick 

When you take a dick pic with the flash on.

Yo, Ma boy gave me a shiny dick!*Black chick voice*
Youz a dirty hoe. ;-;

Shiny Dick by cowbellnipples May 12, 2015

Shiny Shiny Thing 

A beautiful person who is exceptional in body and mind

That Sexy hot babe is so stunning I cant look at her , she is a Shiny Shiny Thing

Shiny Shiny Thing by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017

shiny knob 

A blow job in a car wash but must include the rainbow foam

Stacy gave me a shiny knob on Tuesday; my tires look great, too!

shiny knob by BeefyGorditaBoi February 18, 2018

Shiny nihilego 

Terrible Fake News

Dude on the news channel it was Shiny Nihilego.

Shiny nihilego by Killyourselfjk May 11, 2018

shiny haired boy

A very stuck up boy with nice hair, and you know how most boys desks are not neat, well a Shiny haired boys desk is very neat. Many girls, especially ones with the name of Isabella, Bella or Anaya will have dreams about him or fantasize about his hair. If you find any boys like this I recommend that you instantly run away because they will blind u with their hair.

Oh my god, that guy is such a shiny haired boy.

shiny haired boy by ILOVECHICKENNUGGETSSOMUCH!@#$% April 12, 2019