shafe

pronounced as if the 'a' was an 'i', should not rhyme with safe.
means effectively the same as safe but is a friendlier, more expressive way of saying it.

1. cheers for lending me that fiver, that was shafe.
2. your mum is proper shafe

by TheFear August 2, 2005

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Sheafed Sword

An uncircumcised penis or dick.

I got a nice long sheafed sword for yer mom.

by BrokeBak September 12, 2018

shafauced

pure inebreation

surpassing your expectations of being shafauced

by tina joejut April 26, 2011

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011

seafairy

girl who wears lots of Tommy H polos with capris and can often be found on yachts or other marine craft. They are also attractive and hang out with seagullars and such.

landluber 1: Hey, that girl over there looks hawt.
landluber 2: yeah she does, but she won't go for us. Look! she's heading for the marina.
landluber 1: damn, she's a seafairy going out on that old man's yacht.

by slickstoe December 26, 2012

Seafood Sampler

When you get out of the pool, and your penis and testicles are shriveled up like a shrimp and oysters, and you penetrate it into your partners vagina...the full package.

I got out of the community pool, and I say Sharkeisha and I gave her a Seafood Sampler

by Work definitions September 8, 2015