shampoo

Thing you use to wash your hair.
If you’re here to see why is it called shampoo, here’s the reason:

Shamshit was inappropriate.

I need some shampoo

by hydrofungus July 30, 2023

Shampoo

White sticky stuff that gets in your hair

John: I’ve got white sticky stuff in my hair
Evan: is it cum

John: NO ITS SHAMPOO

by WilburSoot! September 18, 2023

Shampoo

The most overrated hair loss treatment, only a cleansing agent, red flag, red flag, red flag! 🚩

My anti hair fall shampoo is a scam 💀

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

Soggy shampoo

The lube of true smart people

When i jack of i use soggy shampoo

by Not soggyshampoo October 5, 2020

butt shampoo

lather, rinse, repeat… for your cheeks!

Looking clean, she’s probably got that butt shampoo

by waxonjackson420 July 6, 2022

fuck your shampoo

The thing @lancebkr on TikTok always is saying to do and it supposedly helps your hair for some people. 🗿🗿🗿

Dude, you gotta fuck your shampoo🗿

by AverageAdonislover69 August 14, 2022

work shampoo

Shampoo you leave at work to wash your clip in hair extensions that you are still wearing from the night before for a last minute happy hour randevu with a new boo.

Why do you have shampoo at work?
It’s my work shampoo.

by Ginap September 2, 2022