selfcommentus

One who comments on his own posts. As in commenting on ones own Facebook post.

My friend is a selfcommentus. He always replies to his own posts first and cracks himself up.

by craigism November 21, 2011

selective hoeing

Selective hoeing is the act of being of hoe. But not just being a hoe for anybody, you're very selective of who you send them booty pics to. For example, you could have 10 niggas in your DM's and only be picking and choosing specific ones.

Girl 1: "Damn Becky, you've been a real hoe lately."
Girl 2: "It's not just regular hoeing, it's selective hoeing."

by OmareBeach December 6, 2016

selecting

Picking up cases and putting them on a pallet, destroying your body in the process

Look at nick over there selecting, his body is gonna be fucked up.

by Wwegdbee May 29, 2017

seccy pics

nudes but not nudes so it doesn't end the retirement ; also can be sexy

hey fabio send me some seccy pics

by fabiosendnudes September 24, 2017

selective caring

When a group of popular kids exclude unpopular kids from their caring/attention.

Bro, Jason's such a faggot. I think he and the other popular kids have selective caring.

by Neas_Rebel November 6, 2017

select

another way to say “cool”

Dude, that shirt is select!

by pizzalover123986 February 5, 2018

selective syndrome

Selective schools are specific schools across Australia that accept 6th graders for high school when they pass the selective school test. During their time here, they may suffer from 'selective syndrome' (which can occur anytime and anywhere) where they loose their intellectuallity and succumb to the state of normallity (AKA the mainstream classes' state).

"Hey Janice, what happened to poor Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later"
"Well I hope it does, since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019