I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.

Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.

by 7humbs December 9, 2008

ball scrape

When you are shaving your pubic hair on your balls, and you accidentally cut your balls.

"Dude I was shaving my balls really quick for Friday night, and I got a ball scrape.

by bossssssy April 21, 2014

Scraped through

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I eat a lot of penis and scraped through in my mouth.

by MF DICK August 15, 2022

Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Scrapes

smoked meth. Usually varying in color from off white yellow brown to black.

can I have your scrapes?

or
do you save your scrapes, or do you burn it?

or
do you have any scrapings?

by Halunka Records February 1, 2022

Side Scrapes

When you have crusty pieces of period blood left in your fanny after that time of the month, and you scoop if out with a spoon.

My side Scrapes were nasty last night

by Toby58 July 5, 2022

scrape throat

When you suck to much dick you lose your voice.

Do you need a cough drop with that scrape throat?

by Two. Tongued.Lover August 2, 2017