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I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition; often used in reference to a poor choice of eatery or film in the context of a gathering of friends, often on a regular basis.
Vincent would rather scrape his balls with a cheese grater than dine at KFC tonight.

I'd rather scrape my balls with a cheese grater than watch 'Meet the Spartans', Joseph.
by 7humbs December 9, 2008
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scrape thump

Derogatory term for someone with one leg longer than the other. Referencing the noise they make when they walk.
"Why does Steve wear that shoe with the tall soul?" "It's so no one notices that he is a scrape thump, but we still know"
by DJTrumpster December 1, 2016
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Scrape Your Applesauce

A sexual technique involving placing hot and cold applesauce on a person's private parts and scraping it off with a kitchen scraper.
If you ask nicely I will scrape your applesauce.
by anonymous November 28, 2020
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Poop Scrape

A skid mark or residual doodie stain left behind in one’s underbritches or in the toilet bowl once a bowl movement is flushed.
Young girl: Daddy, I’m sorry but I didn’t wipe my butt good enough and now my Bluey undies have a POOP SCRAPE
by MuffDivr2323 January 21, 2024
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Scrape

1. Scrapenoun: slang for a bully, not just limited to targeting males
2. Scrapeverb: slang for bullying, not just limited to targeting males.
Them college kids scraping those women need some sense knocked into them. I think people who scrape are probably losers. What if Columbine and that Virginia Tech were popular and were trying to rap like an Outlaw.
by Axel Val Zan Sezenken July 21, 2025
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Scrape

Did you get Scrape off that bunya lastnight at the party?

Yeah bloke I bin sling her round yeah
by I'm anybody's man August 22, 2022
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scraping the barrel

8th song in the album "Old Souls", the second full-length album released by the australian symphonic deathcore band "Make Them Suffer". It's the album's heaviest song.
Jared: Hey, dude. Have you ever listened to the song Scraping the Barrel, by Make Them Suffer?
Leo: Yeah, man! That song is sick as hell!
by IamTheOneBADINGA March 2, 2017
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