Salisbury

City on the located on the outskirts of nowhere. Imagine Hell now add lots of clay and a state transportation museum and you have it. North Carolina's best football team can be located on its outskirts in Mt. Ulla.

Person: "I'm From Salisbury."
Man Next to Him: "I feel for you."

by The True Odin March 5, 2009

safistry

a type of discussion that pertains to topics of sex, religion or politics but does not encroach on the friendship of those discussing the topic.

Blimey, this argument is purely one of safistry... but I feel it is only making us closer friends.

by llamaShap October 23, 2011

Sadist

A sadist is someone like those friends you have that write some really depressing shit for their stories and laughs about how it makes their other friends sad.

"Yo I'm gonna write this story about how a guy is planning to get a divorce so he can marry someone who isn't as abusive as his current wife, but then he dies and the girl he's in love with panics and gets traumatized. Man I love writing these lmao"

"Dude, you're a fucking sadist"

"Ayy lmao"

by Sketch970302 March 2, 2020

Salish Matter

weird ass little white girl who is currently 13 and manipluated into tiktok trends. she is a wannabe gangster, dressing in revealing clothes, getting into the NYC bronx scene, etc. what makes her even worse is that she is trying so hard to fit in w the latina and black girls. she thinks her whole life is based of her career, but her dad spent half his life raising the children + building up his reputation. all the other girls get into the Y2K scene and buy pro club and instagram clothing brands, but what does she do to fit in? remove her past and get some damn target clothes for kids. fucking retard

Salish Matter is a bitch.
Salish Matter is a wannabe Latina.
Salish Matter only rocks Target Clothes.
Salish Matter is milking off her dad for money.
Salish Matter is your local dumbass in the Hills.

by amarihahawtflmao April 10, 2023

Salisbury

A small village located in New Brunswick, Canada. This township is known for a high number of extraordinarily tough men, able to withstand extreme weather and perform feats of great strength.

Wow, that dude is so tough he must be from Salisbury!

by J.M. Armstrong June 13, 2008

Sadist

A person that feels a sense of pleasure, either sexual or non-sexual, by causing either physical or emotional pain to others.
Personally, I do it cause I can and I like it.

Emotional-
Person 1- Look, my new hamster.
Sadist- Mate, that's not a hamster, it's a piece of flufffy poo.
I can't believe you wasted good money on that piece of crap.
Person 1- You're such a sadistic prick.

Physical-
Person 1- Aah man, My arm seriously hurts.
Sadist- Really?
Person 1- Yeah, I just smashed it off of the door frame.
Sadist- So does it hurt if I do this? *hits his arm*
Person 1- Ow, yes it does.
Sadist- Yeah I thought it would.
Person 1- You sadistic bastard.

by A-Person. August 22, 2009

Samism

A random, illogical and potentially insane statement made by a person who believes it to be complete fact and refuses to believe otherwise. A Samism is usually also completely irrelevant to the current topic of conversation.

Sam: "Biology isn't a real science when you think about it."
Ryan: "What?! Samism!

Sam: "Did you know that you're more likely to die on your way to collect your winnings after you win the lottery than you are to actually win the lottery?"
Ryan: "Did you even think about that before you said it? Samism!

by RM1992 December 9, 2010