Simpers

A family name given to a man with a heart of gold. This name is used as the last name for someone who's a handyman, who loves the rush of a challenge, and who loves being with others. You might find Mr. Simpers constructing a squat rack out of nothing but wood, piecing together a potato cannon, or building a dog shed. Simpers will also partake in a large assortment of drinking; they have a tendency to enjoy fine whiskeys. He will enjoy the water; whether gazing over it, fishing while the sun rises, or rowing with his friends. Although extremely intelligent, Simpers will reject the idea of a "normalized education", advocating instead for a trade school or military service. He will be your best friend for life, and will always be there for you.

"You should always remind a Simpers to not release gas while cuddling with a date"

by Erginator6969 May 11, 2020

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Pamper Scamper

The shuffling walk you do with your pants and underwear around your ankles when you realize you shit yourself and need to locate a good place to escape your soiled predicament

That fart was more than I bargained for, I pulled down my pants to see it indeed was more than fart, it was my lunch, I pamper scampered to the bathroom, removed all my shame and took a shower.

by Levy Gravy January 5, 2011

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semper high

a ex marine or a current marine who got arrested for doing drugs or having drugs

All those cases with Marines doing drugs are semper high.

by royal marine March 11, 2009

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Seattle Sampler

When a woman shits on a man's chest while a re-run of "Frasier" is playing on t.v.

So, I heard your wife gave you a "Seattle Sampler" last night. Was it the episode when Eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and Frasier forgot and decided to play Chopin's Nocturne No. 5 while blind folded?

by the "R" February 19, 2010

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