Person 1: How's your day going?
Person 2: I'll ask my Samy Art.
Person 1: What do you mean?!?
Person 2: I like me.
Person 2: I'll ask my Samy Art.
Person 1: What do you mean?!?
Person 2: I like me.
by randomlydan June 21, 2025

Someone who thinks they're bad but really they got violated by every mother fucker they see. They also copy jokes from everyone because they're wet bitches. They got the tiniest dick because they think that they're cool and strong just because they lifted a weight
"Not gonna lie yeah your such a Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
"Who's that beg flexing with a car that's not even his"
"Don't you know? That's Sami"
by Sjishfjai April 29, 2019

by jo021292 July 30, 2024

the most thot inducing man you will ever meet. he has a 11 inch dong and balls o' steel. nothing will ever kill him because he is immortal and has the power of the christian god times 4. if you meet a Sami bow down in honor and fear fore he will smite you before you can say "Sami is the coolest person i've ever met." don't even try to stop what coming because Sami has the bes abs you've ever seen and there so rock hard that you could literally cut diamonds on them. dont fuck with a sami.
Sami is so omnipantant that he could destroy that universe in less time than it takes you to say "i wish that sami were my friend hes so cool and handsome"
by sami has a big dick March 29, 2022

Adv) One hour and a half late. Or extremely late anyway. While you pretended you would be there in five minutes.
by Sir Brian who's not lost at all May 14, 2008

dude istg you are the best man I've seen in awhile you have a good music taste, smart, and you are so funny like your jokes is the best
by rich auntie November 21, 2021

Woman with a heart of gold, and the gift of gab. She will take the shirt off her back to help a stranger and can turn your frown upside down.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
A little bit crazy tho...... Probably.
by Sami-Janr May 3, 2022
