Sal

Someone you find in a deli or an IT department.

Me: *goes into a deli and orders a sandwich*
Cashier: Your order will ready soon.
Me: Send my regards to Sal, will ya?
Cashier: Oh, yes! Sal loves all his customers!

Me: *calls a random MSP from a Google search*
MSP: <insert word here> Network Solutions, how can I help you?
Me: May I please speak to Sal?
MSP: Do you have a ticket open with him?

by TheFaggotRepublicansLoveToHate January 31, 2016

Sal

a very emo depeshond girl who has good aim in dh

ugly sal

by emoeh lyn July 25, 2021

sal

A guy from okegom. Extremely ugly in appearance and personality, with no good traits about him. Did I also mention that he's ugly?

"Wow, Sal is a massive fucking idiot." "I know right lmfao"

by desislavas March 22, 2022

sal

Means “sound as lad” used in Derry in Ireland to agree to something.

Chris: “That’s how you do that.”
Me: “sal”

by Eutexiax November 20, 2023

Sal

A person who is well known for his lack of image editing software, so he's forced to use other methods instead.

Sal doesn't have image editing software so he makes memes using Urban dictionary definitions making him tonight's biggest loser

by El tipo guapo May 17, 2020

Sal Giordano

A Fat Person who blows fat clouds. Also he is known as the kid who knows everything about computers.

Yo you hit a fat cloud, bro you just did a sal giordano

by joetotti10 April 01, 2018

classy sal

a moment in which you fail at life.

i just classy sal'd in mah big ass converses.

by McIams May 31, 2010