one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.
by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011
Get the captain smoothmug. Verb, Adverb, Noun. Smoothd tuh-geth -er , First known origin was the DC area before being used in Wayne County Michigan.
1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
1. The absence of movement or life.
2. A Peace or Calm after a slow or sudden event.
3. When Something, Someone, event, or plan works with ease.
-That punch connected bro. He got smoothed together in the third round!
-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?
-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"
-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.
-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?
-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
-Person 1 What happened to her at the party, too many drinks?
-Person 2 "Idk, but she got smoothed together! She couldn't stand!"
-Homicides went up in the city. Cats are getting smoothed together.
-Person 1 What's the plan later, do we have tickets?
-Person 2 "Already got tickets! We smoothed together!"
by DontBeThatGuy January 4, 2013
Get the Smoothed Togethermug. Smooth tunnel meaning a smooth vaginal experience usually a word used after satisfying entercourse. Or could be used to describe the vagina itself.
by Smooth tunnel December 17, 2018
Get the Smooth Tunnelmug. When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
Get the shark smoothingmug. "Tony's girl was on her period so he had to settle for a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
"Chafing is a drag, so I'd rather have a smooth hank."
by worm312 July 11, 2016
Get the smooth hankmug. The perfect human being who has no issues achieving anything in life. He is better in every way that the average lightskin. the j star is no match for him.
by Tafrock360 December 17, 2019
Get the Smooth Rmug. 1) A man who, after spending an extended period of time in a long term relationship, effectively participates in the modern dating scene without undo difficulties.
2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
2) A space vessel entering the atmosphere with only a moderate amount of turbulence.
Bubba: Dude! Check out the arm candy on Bob! How'd he manage that? That guy hasn't dated since Bruce Willis had hair!
Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
Jack: I see bro. That's a smooth reentry right there.
by Smooth Reentry March 7, 2013
Get the smooth reentrymug.