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Retarded Rim Job

When you start squealing and foaming from the mouth while giving your homie a good ole lickin' time.
Gilbert gave me a retarded rim job bruh..my asshole not the same no more.
by DumpstaDivinRacoon November 28, 2020
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Rim job

The commonly used name for an activity/quest given to those who choose to adventure through the land of Skyrim. Though often initiated by the traveller, there are times when a Rim job is forced upon him/her with the fate of the realm in jeopardy. Payment for a successful Rim job comes in the form of gold or pointed objects one can use on future Rim jobs.
To join the Companions you must accept their Rim jobs. With each successful Rim job their trust in you will grow.
by BradMojito November 22, 2011
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Milky rim job

To slurp ejaculate from a neighbouring bumwhole.
Tom just received a lovely milky rim job from James.
by TJR93 May 8, 2024
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Australian rim job

I think I will mix it up tonight and give Holly an Australian rim job
by rockitjony October 2, 2022
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Rim Job

The act of fixing, replacing, or repairing a rim.
Gotta get that rim Job done to my bike soon!
by Darkseid trusoloz June 23, 2022
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Reaper Rim job

When a woman grinds up a reaper pepper, then coats her tongue with it and proceeds to give you a rim job.
For our 5th anniversary I gave my husband a reaper rim job.
by Warbayne August 9, 2023
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solar rim job

Exposing your bare ass hole to direct sun light to extract energy for body and soul.
Having worked underground for many years, Chad was keenly aware of the need for sun light to live a healthy life. Chad tried spending more time outdoors and even shaved his head in an attempt to absorb more rays. Turns out the solution was right behind him the whole time. He decided to lay down in his front yard, completely naked, pull his knees back to his ears and aim his shit socket directly at the sun. Chad’s bung pulled in rays like a satellite dish. After only 30 seconds he had more energy than a fat kid chasing an ice cream truck. Chad’s discovery, the “solar rim job” if you will, could just be the free energy solution the world has been waiting for.
by El Conquistador July 2, 2023
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