post-replying regret

when you post a cringe reply and instantly regret it
You : "I shouldn’t had made that post ..."
Your friend : "Don't worry, it's just post-replying regret, it's temporary"
by Naerin January 03, 2021
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toke of regret

when you take that one hit of weed that gets you TOO stoned
shit man, i was smoking in my bathroom last night and my dad walked in right as i took the toke of regret”

damnnnn
“yeah i’m grounded for 3 months”
by Wudderparks April 10, 2024
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lane regret

When you switch lanes in a supermarket and end up taking longer
Bill swapped lane to a smaller one in tesco his line went faster he had lane regret
by Painy March 15, 2016
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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.
Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.
by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024
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You're going to regret this

What someone says to attempt to shy someone away from a decision they're about to make, especially one that's grandiose. This can be said whether this decision is simply something the person saying this phrase disagrees with, or if it's actually bad. Ironically enough, after saying this, the person who is being targeted with this phrase oftentimes never actually regrets anything.
Person 1: JESUS CHRIST. YOU'RE A STUPID CRYBABY. I REGRET EVER CROSSING PATHS WITH YOU. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Just you wait! You're going to regret this!
by an extremely depressed bandu October 30, 2022
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Shagger's Regret

The feeling of shame and remorse following sexual activity with someone where, in hindsight, you wish you had not done so. Commonly experienced in the period of "Post Nut Clarity".
I went home with that slam piece I met in the club. Got in to her room and down to business. Had massive Shagger's Regret, grabbed my clothes and bailed out whilst she was in the bathroom cleaning up.
by ShaneDowe April 09, 2024
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perfume regret

Perfume regret refers to the lingering scent of a former lover’s perfume that brings back memories and emotions. It can cause flashbacks possibly leading to feelings of regret or longing for the past relationship. It shows the lasting impact of the past relationship and is often associated with the difficulty of moving on from it.
I know that dress is karma, perfume regret
You got me thinking bout when you were mine
by themal123 March 14, 2024
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