Pyramid

Big triangles that aliens built

That is a good pyramid

by TheReal Vladmir Putin March 12, 2022

Pyramid Head

noun

: an act of fellatio, oral stimulation of the penis in which a physical manifestation of ones Id performs said act, while donning a Pyramid shaped helm :

variants: Pye Ehdding (British Vulgar Slang)

Ancient Egyptian "9to5"

*Not to be confused with the more common "Sleeping Pyramid Head" in which the same act is performed , except the head of the Id is sat upon to cause numbness. Similar to "the Stranger" : vvww.selfgrowth.net/articles/masturbation-magic-the-stranger-technique

From "Sweaters to Freedom", an op-ed penned by Bill Cosby for the Washington Post:

I was in a little town by the name of Silent Hill with my Daughter Cleo, and our car broke down. We entered a service station and a fancy triangular shredded figure appeared. He then began sucking my hog dry of all life. I exclaimed, "oouuu Cleo! Ima gettin that Pyramid Head, dontcha know!

by Scoopy8675309 August 26, 2022

On the pyramids

This is the act of being high on Cocaine. This is a well used term in the UK.

Person: Have you seen Mike?

Person 2: No, I saw him yesterday and he was on the pyramids for sure.

by Big boy seawise January 27, 2020

love pyramid

A love pyramid is like a love triangle, however instead of 2 people loving the same person 3 or more love same person, those people being the base of the pyramid and the point being the person everyone is in love with

John, eric, and Geoff all like Brianna, that’s one hell of a love pyramid!

by The Yeetmeister6001 June 10, 2018

Pyramid Master

Often a supremely experienced and competent man functioning similar to a power broker within a larger organization. "Power Broker" in this context , and viewed pyramidally is someone who manages valued information and/or resources for personal and/or political gain through the entire length of the system.

I like working with <relatable name> because they're a veritable pyramid master.

by Hewer-Idel December 24, 2024

rice pyramid

A rice pyramid is a sexual act, often popular with naval and ex naval servicemen. It involves a triangular number of men, naked and copulating. At least 3 of the participants at the top of the pyramid have to be of Chinese descent.

Bob was really looking forward to his rice pyramid tonight.

by Where's Willy April 25, 2024

egyptian pyramid

when a girl is getting dogged from behind by one guy, giving head to another guy, while jerking off the third guy. Simultaneously, the three guys are high-fiving all using both of their hands, forming an egyptian pyramid around the girl.

Yeah me and my two boys last night gave that bitch an egyptian pyramid.

by louman51 October 17, 2022