pitcher

A man who gives anal sex to another man.

He is hot! And a pitcher, to boot.

by grrlscout August 13, 2003

pitching a tent

When you get an Erection in a public place it looks kind of like a Tipi.

Sitting at the Pool I began pitching a tent watching all the hot ass.

by tent picther May 7, 2010

Patched

To be left on your own. Normally occurs to someone whose 'friends' hate them. A Scottish word.

Way! You got nigeled
No! I got patched, okay?

by Iamnotafuckingaccident June 16, 2010

Suede Patches

Clothing displaying profuse underarm sweating. Can also refer to the person with the profuse sweating.

“That lawyer must be nervous, check out her suede patches.”

"Check it out, Suede Patches over there he must have been on the treadmill for hours."

by SBoss2 January 29, 2009

Bologna Patch

The Giant slab of exposed skin on a balding persons head.
Balding that resembles a slab of Bologna.
Bologna Patch

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/BRENDAN1104_468x515.jpg


This is Bologna Patch.

by majere989 March 31, 2009

Battlefield 2 patch

A battlefield 2 patch is similar to a computer virus. The patch slowly degrades the game into a heaping pile of crap. With each major match, a series of smaller hotfix patches are required to fix the many flaws of the major patch. Even after the hotfix patches, the bugs are still rampant.

"OMG BF 1.3 patch is out we're SAVED!!!"

"This battlefield 2 patch is a patch to patch the patch of the patched patch which needed to be patched after the patch before the original patch was patched."

by Meijer's! May 31, 2006

pitch it

when you want someone to tell you what they just said, say "pitch it"

"Hey, you'll never guess what I heard about Tracee's Mom!"
"Pitch it!"

by Very Very Very Tall Elf January 14, 2008