Skip to main content

chocolate pluto pup

When your wife says you can't have sex because shes on her period, so you go for anal instead, but she hasn't prepared with an enima so when you pull out and and have a shit covered dick, then sneaky slam it in her blood box, so now you cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup and sauce.
Hubby was horrible last night, we did anal cause im on my rags, and he jumped from butt to box then told me his cock looks like a chocolate pluto pup, now I've got a uti.
by Douwntanal October 14, 2019
mugGet the chocolate pluto pupmug.

Pup-punting

(pup-punt-ing)

Derived from puppy kicking.

When a writer makes their villain perform an unreasonable act that makes no logical sense with no characteristically justified reason, all for the purpose of showing just how evil they are.
Movie Critic 1: I thought the villain was well written, except for the first scene he was in when he just randomly killed his royal jester for dropping a ball while juggling.

Movie Critic 2: I agree, that was a prime example of pup-punting.
by OctopusProbably March 24, 2023
mugGet the Pup-puntingmug.

Jazzin the pup

When a man has some personal happy time
I caught Dirty Dave jazzin the pup last night. He was barking. Woof woof 🐶
by Breeeeaaaaaaad October 22, 2015
mugGet the Jazzin the pupmug.

Vă pup zânelor

Expresie care exprima admiratia fata de un grup smecher de persoane
Persoanele din grup: *nimic*
Cineva: vă pup zânelor!
by Va pup bos September 9, 2020
mugGet the Vă pup zânelormug.

Cat-eared pup bowl

Anyone who dares to ship Addison with Tucker instead of Midnight, or calls Slush gay (in Two Royals of the Forest: Addison)
You Cat-eared pup bowl! Addnight all the way!
by WolfpackFlowershade October 4, 2022
mugGet the Cat-eared pup bowlmug.

chikili pups

Chikili pups is meant to be someone so stupid that they would search up "how to breathe"
Person 1: Hey Person 2, how to breathe
Person 2: You're a Chikili pups!
by Noobamooba December 10, 2022
mugGet the chikili pupsmug.

Pups

Two people (commonly younger teens) with curvy bodies
1 “DAMMNNN LOOK AT THEM PUPS”
by Ban is here July 11, 2021
mugGet the Pupsmug.

Share this definition