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Peter Puffer

A character in a charming little gay tongue twister; the Peter Pecker rhyme goes something like:

Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers.
A peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked.
If Peter Puffer picked a peck of pickled peckers,
Where's the peck of pickled peckers Peter Puffer picked?
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As a homosexual nursery rhyme, this verse is a tongue twister as twisting one's tongue around an erect, throbbing pecker while reciting "Peter Puffer" flawlessly takes a certain amount of skill and practice.

A similar tongue twister is to quickly ask « à qui sont ces six saucissons-ci », while repeatedly twisting your tongue around the other lads' sausages. The chaps being swallowed respond to « combien coûte ces six saucissons-ci » with a countersign « ces saucissons-ci coûte six sous », asking the equivalent of six cents for this fine mouthful of fresh sausage.
by bitchuck July 2, 2025
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Chud-puffer

A woman who is known for nothing but giving blowjobs and spitting the cum back onto the man's penis.
man i heard Emiliana next door is a Chud-puffer!
by ChunkyRot October 20, 2025
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seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.
If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.
by QuacksO June 22, 2023
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Devonshire cheek puffer

A Devonshire cheek puffer is an extremely large penis, so big that it will cause the viewer to puff there cheeks out in exasperation at the sheer size of the thing.
"Upon the releasing the farmers package, Kelly the milk maid soon realised she was dealing with a real Devonshire cheek puffer"
by #big H July 26, 2022
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Mayfield Puffer Boys

People who refuse to acknowledge the subpar skillset of one Baker Mayfield. Those who live in a fantasy world where he is capable of being a a starting quarterback in the NFL. Fans and media alike who choose to dicc ride the man without warrant. Puffing him up to be something more than a tiny turnover machine. Coined by Quantrell Bishop of Youtube.

Youtube User: MACBROTHERHOOD (Quantrelle Bishop)
Mayfield Puffer Boys will see his opener against the browns yesterday and pretend that he played a great game. You and I both know that he was the same hype job. 2 good throws vs. blown coverages and now he's Joe Montana.
by AmerikkkaWillFall September 12, 2022
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