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Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.
Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!
by Mercana November 22, 2013
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puddle rabbit

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.
by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007
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Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self
"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"
by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017
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Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.
"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."
by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021
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spunk puddle

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.
Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!
by $ure $hot November 13, 2016
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puddle guppy

when a chick gets mad moist for her man.
by mikerodz September 18, 2012
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Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.
"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"
by Paul Landa February 19, 2009
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