The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.
"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"
by ColdFusion December 22, 2004
A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.
by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017
British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!
"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"
by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018
Babe your such a puddle guppy
by mikerodz September 19, 2012
The area in front of a men’s room toilet or urinal that men have dribbled urine, and/or loose public hairs onto.
The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”
The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”
Every time I have to shit in public I have to make sure my belt doesn’t fall into the dribble puddle!
by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022
an unattractive women.
by Brett Erickson February 12, 2007
A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.
by Paul Landa February 19, 2009