Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

puddle rabbit

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007

Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

spunk puddle

A wet spot or area of semen, usually found on a bed or table top.

Shit, I just rolled out to my own spunk puddle!

by $ure $hot November 13, 2016

puddle guppy

when a chick gets mad moist for her man.

Babe your such a puddle guppy

by mikerodz September 18, 2012

Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

by Paul Landa February 19, 2009