queef puddle

(Noun) the nasty pussy juice absorbed by your pants when you fuck your girl through the hole in your pants

Fool,you need to change yo pants cuz that nasty ass queef puddle stinking up the place.

by mcqueefmeister November 22, 2014

brown puddle

When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.

Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"

by sirdefenition April 18, 2017

Puddle junky

A person that goes from person-to-person (meth users), seeking enough meth they can make a puddle in their spoon to use innerveiniously

Quick hide that dope, that puddle junky is coming over

by king kong dong. (its huge) March 25, 2017

puddle rabbit

an unattractive women.

The other day while I was walking to class I saw the nastiest puddle rabbit.

by Brett Erickson February 13, 2007

Bloody Puddle

British: The end result of girl-on-top sex while menstruating; most often collecting in the man's navel, but occasionally on his scrotum. Known for its distinct reddish hue and delightful sloshing sound. It has been know to merge with existing duck butter or ass gravy to create decorative sheet paintings for the entire family to enjoy!

"Peppa, don't bother Daddy Pig! He's busy splashing around in the bloody puddle Mommy Pig left on his tummy!"

by DisembodiedFloatingHead October 21, 2018

Puddle Ferret

A drink you ask your friends to order in order to drive them crazy for days on end. Hilarity enabler.

"I would like a puddle ferret please!"
"What are you on?"

by Paul Landa February 19, 2009

Fudge puddle

When you're fucking a woman in the ass and she shits her self

"I was smashing this chick from behind and she shat her self but I thought fuck it and kept on going and that's how I invented the fudge puddle"

by Dick whettie spaghetti March 16, 2017