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Uncivil Protests

Here's why they are dumb...
Hym "Right but the problem with your uncivil protests is that the government doesn't give a shit if Wal-Mart's windows get busted because 'ThEy HaVe InSuRaNcE!' The people you collectively have a problem with aren't the ones paying the price for your discontent because you aren't even GOING TO WHERE THEY ARE. And now that you've framed protesting AT THE ACTUAL PLACE WHERE THE PEOPLE YOU ARE PROTESTING ARE as an 'Insurrection' and 'violence bad' the people responsible for the collective discontent are never even affected by the thing you're doing to other people who are not them. It's like a peasant revolt where the peasants burn down everything EXCEPT FOR THE KING'S CASTLE and then just go home. It doesn't work. What are you going to do? Replace the guy who says he believes the things you believe with another guy who claims to believe what you believe? 2 or 4 years from now? That's already been happening. 'If OnLy It WaSn'T fOr ThE oThEr GuY!' you'll perpetually cry but YOU'RE already were you are. You're an object in motion. So, it doesn't really matter is it doesn't work. But you know what does work (and I'm not advocating for this) 100% of the time? The threat of hammer clowns. In theory. They are the only thing keeping us safe. Hammer clowns and the threat of hammer clowns. Just look at Afghanistan. Their hammer clowns won and now they need new hammer clowns or be ruled by taliban indefinitely. If only they were amenable to reason.... Hmm... Tragic... Oh well..."
by Hym Iam June 19, 2023
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Piggyback protesters

A person who joins in the latest trend of anti establishment demonstrations, to show the world how “woke” they are. Can usually be found posting their outrage on social media straight after the mass media reports an indiscretion. Stating how they have supported this cause all their lives. Before quickly moving onto the next headline and abandoning the previous cause and even contradicted themselves.
They will moan about anything, piggyback protesters
by Aftermath COVID 19 June 9, 2020
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Protesting Hillary

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"
by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017
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Spanish Protest

HAHAHA I just took a Spanish Protest in your tent!
by Spanish Protester December 7, 2011
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Statue protests

Statue protests never had anything to do with George Floyd's death. The one thing thing Confederate statues to George Floyd's death is strings of misinformation about what the Confederacy was and why there was a Civil War in America. America is not the only country that has ever had a civil war, and the reason is usually who gets what, not some idealistic and lofty cause like abolition or human rights.
Statue protests have as much to do with George Floyd's death as penguins have to do with the North pole.
by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020
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Protest

Protests are just a bunch of Karens being collectively upset
by Defdude April 21, 2022
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Peaceful Protest

The activities of individual offended by something that typically leads to acts of violence and looting.
Man, did you see those Peaceful Protest last night, I saw cars burning, rocks thrown, and businesses being looted from
by TheGrayArea3891 June 12, 2025
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