Positron

Being completely sure. Positive.

Did you hide the bong?

Yea dude, in the garage.

Are you absolutely Positron?

by Sir.neilium February 4, 2008

Pole Position

getting the best booth at a club or restaurant or just having the advantage on anything aka the VIP treatment

*comes from car racing, having the most favorable position at the start of a race

*while sitting at a pimp corner booth at a club you got the "pole position"

*a good parking spot

by SuperThought October 1, 2003

Sexual Positions

Stupid pronunciation from sex positions, Sexposition.
read that by your self. Those are more than enough definition Dumb Ass

M: What kind of Sexual Positions do you have? I want it all

W: 69,miss,69 standing,doggy,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar.

by Quietzzz August 1, 2012

cowboy sex position

The opposite of cowgirl sex position, essentially a synonym for "reverse cowgirl"

Yo my girl loves to ride cowboy sex position when she's drunk

by Icechop16 February 5, 2017

Starfish position

The starfish position is a sex position derived from missionary position. Called starfish position due to the position of the man`s limbs seen from above or from the female point of view.
Female lying on back with legs closed and straight to easier achieve orgasm and male on top with legs spread.

The starfish position happens like this; The penetrating partner lies with spread legs on top of the recieving partner wich got the legs closed. Legs Closed as he enters her. Closed legs increase the friction of the penis against the vulva and clitoris.

by noahone December 28, 2009

position one narcissistic abuser

Diagnosis from domestic partner that has been educated by short hair helmet cut lesbian hockey players with no medical training part of a gaggle of four dollar words

You are a position one narcissistic abuser

I just need you to commit something so horrific that I can achieve complete custody

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021

Mercenary Position

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.

She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.

by You're the Devil February 6, 2010