Mercenary Position

A position for sexual intercourse, similar to missionary position, however, consent is not given. The origin comes from the forceful practices of Christian mercenary soldiers forcing religion on others. Similarly, one person forces their "practices" on another.

She was over the missionary position, but I wasn't, so we ended in the mercenary position.

by You're the Devil February 6, 2010

sex position 42

guy on top of a girl as she arches up

how do u 42?? umm its the sex position 42 .....

by shannonluvzya November 16, 2011

superman position

The Superman Position is where the girl is laying on her back, legs pulled up to chest, and you do her while pretending like your superman. It puts a lot of stress on her back, but its fun!

I'm doing the superman position. I fly up high on top of her thighs!

by J.R.R. June 18, 2008

"bowtie" position

a grotesque sleeping position in which your boobs and your butt touch the matress at the same time

damn, sleepin in the bowtie position really fucked me up last night.

by O_Xx May 19, 2005

missionary position

A sexual position in which the woman is on the bottom on her back.

Hey baby let's use the missonary position tonight.

by zxert July 8, 2005

Piss Positions

The many ways and postures in which a man can have a piss. There are basically infinite Piss Positions, so here's some. Remember, these are guy's positions.

1: The Classic

This one needs no introduction. Begin standing up, with the genitals facing your target (toilet, tree, brick, whatever). Begin to urinate.

2: Squats
Squat over target. Begin urine stream.

3: Parkour (basic)
Stand a few feet away from target. Piss.

4: Advanced Parkour

Stand on a far away and slightly elevated object. Run and do parkour while keeping your stream on the target object.

5: Freestyle
Make one up! It's easy.

After going to the bar and having many drinks, Joe went camping with his friends, and joined them in inventing some new Piss Positions.

by TotallyTubularDude September 10, 2020

survival position

A position two people use when there is a need for warmth. The position is the same as spooning. Both persons are laying on their sides the back of one person touching the front of the other.

Two men were lost on a snowy mountian. They had to stay in the cold overnight, so in order to stay warm they told the media they got in the survival position, in order to prevent hypothermia.

by Melina Moran April 2, 2006