poptart face

When you have a high face

Im sending you to the office because you have PopTart face

by Mrs. Tomko May 21, 2016

Poptart

Someone who is sweet and nice on the outside and slimy and dirty on the inside.

She is such a poptart.
I don't know why Jessica was acting like a poptart to me Saturday night

by Urbanduchess April 20, 2016

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

Getting poptarted

The act of being jizzed on then having multi colored sprinkles poured on you.

When I was done screwing her I told her she was getting poptarted.

by Madcow81 January 2, 2017

poptart

a poptart is a sandwich

my poptart was a great sandwich

by the frsh god June 19, 2021

poptart

A dolt, a person who is pleasant when you first meet them, but then that all goes out the window... Like when you eat a poptart as an adult, you're first instinct is OMG this is going to be awesome!! And then you take that first and last bite...

A douche bag male that thinks he's gods gift to women, wow that douche is a total poptart
A dense slark/slut that thinks she's way hotter than she is.

A Joe Marino or Amie Bereson

by pinksparkles88 October 18, 2012

Poptart

Cute pet name for the neu pun yo.

"I love you, poptart!"

by gummybear!@ April 30, 2012