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Planking

The absolute stupidest shit ever. Come on, who finds this entertaining? I'd rather get my face ground off with fine-grit sandpaper. Slowly.

If you were wondering what it actually is, it's just a bunch of wierdos who have nothing to do but find the most weird-ass places to lay face-down. I saw this guy planking on the top of a McDonald's sign once. Just don't plank, it's so stupid and makes you look like a loser. Don't even get me started with owling.
by Leo Stark July 22, 2011
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Planking

When a person lays down straight with hands next to them on any object and poses for a picture to upload online and get a risk rating. Can be done singular or in groups.
Did you hear about that guy who died planking?
by MRAwesome. June 9, 2011
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Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell
by OxfordOfficialDictionary September 20, 2010
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Jenga Planking

When multiple individuals assume the original planking position is order to,
A) Gather as many naked individuals in one go and see who falls first
or
B) Just to have a massive planking session
Dude 1: How was Jenga last night with the bros??

Dude 2: Yeah man, we mixed it up and played Jenga Planking! I was winning too until Jamal mounted me and we toppled.
by Jengawhore December 24, 2010
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Planking

Verb: The art of actively lying down
The objective of planking is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank (mutliple people in one action)
"Hey let's go planking"

"Did you see that guy planking? It gave me wood"
"That girls planking is gammin, bent legs, bent body, poor form"
by Plank Master T June 7, 2011
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Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".
Damn son, you be planking?
You be planking it more than Paige Wilson.
by itgetsthehoseagain September 24, 2011
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OMG DID YA'LL SEE THAT FIGHT WHERE THAT KID GOT PLANKED
by $NEEZE February 14, 2019
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