ping pong

The greatest non-video game past time on the face of the 3rd planet.

You: dood, lets go play some ping pong, damnit.

by Beanchan April 24, 2005

Ping Cuisine

Food cooked in a micro-wave oven, but sold for profit in, for example, a pub. Particularly applicable where the menu puffs the food - 'scrumptious' 'lip-smacking', etc. Contrasts with 'home-made', which at least implies that the food was cooked from basic ingredients.

'The food at this pub is ping cuisine, and over-priced to boot,' said Bish, memorably.

by railtracksurvivor December 29, 2006

ping pong

The greatest sport on the face of the Earth

Ken- "Did you hear Bill went on a cruise? Sounded like fun"

Charles- "aww man, do you know what he could be doin'? He could be playin' ping pong right now"

by milk king October 03, 2010

Ping Spoofing

An internet hack the players use on video games to make their game more high quality by making there internet high speed. It is most commonly found on Minecraft servers that crash the whole server.

I banned a player from using the Ping Spoofing hack.

by BlaaZy October 27, 2018

ping pong

A sexual act involving three people. One person is on all fours while they are fucked in the mouth as well as the ass or vagina. Usually takes place with two men as the ''paddles'' and one woman as the ''ball''. The paddles knock the ball back and forth. The men knock the woman back and forth.

Any combination of males and females can be utilized during this act based on the sexual interests of those partaking. However if a man is the 'ball' the option of a ''paddle'' fucking the vagina is emlininated. In this case only the mouth and anus may be used...unless you're into some crazy shit.

John and Pete ping-ponged the shit out of Laura!

by Don Clark July 27, 2005

Nut-ping

As seen in THQ's WWF Wrestlemania 2000, and WWF No Mercy for the N64. Normally, when one lands the low-blow, a "PING!" sound is heard. The struck character then does a funny walk grabbing their junk, leaving them open for a follow-up hit.

See also: Double Nut-ping Cancellation

:: one player low-blows another on No Mercy:

PING!!!!

"AWW! Dude, you nut-pinged me!"

by OperatorTX 13 August 29, 2009

ping pong

another word for table tennis

Ping pong, or table tennis, is a game for two to four people played on a table with a ball and small paddles.

by Aquarian129 April 08, 2007