My ex is a pinche pinochio, shes been cheating with all my homies. Her shit is big and loose! Meat curtains are flappin!
by The Rizzo November 26, 2019
Get the pinche pinochiomug. The original batter is injured, so it looks like we're gonna have a pinch nigger, hank aaron, bat for him instead
by Pinch Niggers Rule October 3, 2009
Get the Pinch Niggermug. An informal, yet polite, way to excuse yourself from any situation where you must run and eradicate your cramping bowels of fecal matter because holding it is simply not an option.
Example 1:
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
Carl's Boss: Our third quarter profits were above expectation..............Yes Carl?
Carl: Sir I will be right back. I need to run for a Quick Pinch.
Carl's Boss: Understandable. As I was saying............
Example 2:
Sandy: Honey, please stop at the next gas station. I need to do a Quick Pinch. That meatloaf back at the diner we ate at is scooting through me.
by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015
Get the Quick Pinchmug. A small amount of marijuana (usually from .5 grams to 2 grams) given to a friend or regular customer that has run out. Typically this is to tide them over until the regular smoker can purchase their next bag.
Friend 1: "Shit man I'm all out and I don't get paid until tomorrow!"
Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."
Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"
Friend 2: "I'm still holding. Don't sweat it. I'll run you a Gentleman's Pinch here in a few."
Friend 1: "Awesome. Was about to be a long day!"
by Memphis Chris September 4, 2010
Get the Gentleman's Pinchmug. When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.
by Miss_lawn April 18, 2009
Get the Pinch Hittermug. by FloresEnTequila February 17, 2018
Get the Pinche putomug. A phrase adopted from Mexican Spanish meaning an ignorant asshole who's too self-absorbed to even realize what a self-absorbed ignorant asshole they're being.
Example 1
That pinche culero just asked that homeless guy why he doesn't just go to the gym and shower to keep from stinking so bad.
Example 2
Donald J. Trump
That pinche culero just asked that homeless guy why he doesn't just go to the gym and shower to keep from stinking so bad.
Example 2
Donald J. Trump
by ericthecleric October 4, 2016
Get the pinche culeromug.