Skip to main content
Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
mugGet the Why is Jordan Peterson's male following diminishingmug.

peterson

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".
A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?
by Mobss May 28, 2025
mugGet the petersonmug.

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
mugGet the Peterson Punchmug.

truman peterson

Truman Peterson is an Extremely hot guy. He plays football and basketball and is extremely good at both. Very athletic but loves to stay in. And again he is very hot
Omg looks it’s your crush Truman Peterson I think he likes you back!!
by Mckinlee works November 16, 2021
mugGet the truman petersonmug.

Imani Peterson

A big headed midget who smokes too much weed and laughs like a pig she lowkey does cocain and is married to julyan spooner
Imani Peterson and Julyan sitting in the tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
by #mynamesjeff April 30, 2020
mugGet the Imani Petersonmug.

Stinky Peterson

noun An action akin to the "wet willy". The inflictor first inserts their index finger into their anal cavity and then into a recipients ear canal.
"I've been on antibiotics ever since you gave me that Stinky Peterson"
by Chief_Grief_$$ July 11, 2024
mugGet the Stinky Petersonmug.

Lisa Ann Peterson

Lisa Ann is a very sweet woman, a loving mom and grandma. She has a lot of wisdom to share to the young ones, She's absolutely a caring friend and she's into poetry! The world needs more Lisa Ann, 'cause goodness and peace will be spread if there are people like her.
have a friend named Lisa Ann Peterson, She is beautiful as her poetry!
by takipsilim November 18, 2021
mugGet the Lisa Ann Petersonmug.

Share this definition