Penicular Pencil

The Universal Scientific Term For The Male Penis

James: "Get The Images Of Your Penicular Pencil Out Of My DM's, You Degenerate!"
Jon: "I Can't Help It, Man!"

by RangerPickleDick666 December 10, 2019

Sparklie Pencil

A Beddazled Penis. Used in the pornography industry.

WHOA!! that sparklie pencil blinded me!!!

by DANKYNUG July 16, 2010

Thomas pencil

the name thomas combined with the last name pencil.

“whats your name? Oh. Its thomas pencil.

by Deifinerrrr November 6, 2021

pencil rain

When a girl cries on your dick.

Love that pencil rain, her tears feel so warm on my dick

by McSmithy April 17, 2017

Mechanical Pencil

When wood pencils just aren’t enough. These became popular roughly in the 2nd grade, kids would screech over these. A long thin piece of graphite, commonly found in the 0.3 to 0.9mm range. Finding one of these on the floor, especially when there is a lot of led inside of it is a status symbol of clout and wealth within the school walls. Kids will also cry when they loose one. Consider it your lucky day if you find a loaded mechanical pencil on the floor. You can buy a few pencils for one if you’re lucky! These are the best writing tools you can get access to, and since no one buys them, it may take a while to get one.

Kid: Dude, I just found a loaded mechanical pencil.
Other kid: How much led is inside?
Kid: 4 full sticks bro.
Other kid: Lucky! Toss me one?
Kid: Gonna cost you some cash brother.

by Boing Doinkus December 20, 2018

Roll the Pencil

When you're taking a test with multiple choice and you're desprate for answers, you can use a pencil in the same way flipping a coin works. Write a letter on each side of the pencil then roll it and hope for the best. Rolling the Pencil origionated at the Park School in Brookline, Massachusets.

G: "You ready for this Latin test?"

J: "no way... im gonna roll the pencil the for the whole test"

by Agdgdgwngo November 13, 2011

bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.

he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.

by papers March 29, 2007