Peeholerubber

When a man, usually, rubs the top of his penis until he gets a boner.

''Dude your such a peeholerubber! stop rubbing your dick on my couch!!''

by historyfanatic1 September 22, 2021

Peephile

A peephile is someone attracted to pee (only human pee). Nothing with animals, it’s just where a human has a sexual attraction towards piss.

Boy: hey wanna go on a date?
Person: No I’m sorry, I’m a peephile

by Humphrey Alboschrizzle January 23, 2022

Peespot

Peespot is a slang for uncontrollable idiot who loves to make mischief for their friends.

Peespot is a nickname to give to your friends when they constantly simp for octopuses once and a while, but also refer to themselves as hot.

Wow, Peespot is living it up tonight!

by Baggy eyelids July 6, 2022

Peestipated

When you really need to pee, but coocfuzz prevents you from doing so.

Person one: Babe I really need help
Person two: are you peestipated again?
Person one: yes, the coocfuzz is really getting to me.

by coocfuzzlover32 April 13, 2023

Chenis peese

The build up of a cheese like substance on the penis but a more classy way to say it.

"Luke had a hard day at work, hes all sweaty... you can smell the chenis peese on him!"

by Peese September 11, 2019

Easy-peesy

When you go to take a piss and your dick is already hanging out of your boxers so you don't even have to pull them down

I woke up and was so groggy, but at least I got to take an easy-peesy.

by Efrum Aul November 17, 2021

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021