Bird

The Word.

It is the meaning of life; as epic as 42, as big as the universe. They are also known to surf, as stated in "Surfin' Bird" by the Trashmen. It is common knowledge that the Bird is the Word.

An average man goes insane upon realization of this fact.

Peter Griffin: ...of a certain avian variety.
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: BRIAN NO-
Peter: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

by The Bird Prophet January 05, 2011

Bird

Bird is the word!!!

Did you not see the ornipholigical piece of the avarian variety?! hmmm thats strange because a bird bird bird, bird is the word!!

by Peter Griffin Jnr June 18, 2009

bird

penis and/or testicles

John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.

by dcs5 July 13, 2005

bird

Charlie Parker

Bird is the greatest saxophonist who ever lived.

by European October 29, 2003

bird

slang for girlfriend. Used in ireland a lot.

"Mark.. Is that your bird? She's quite nice" ;)

by Cully April 01, 2003

bird

a fine lady that gets a dude hard straight away

dude, check that bird, where the fucks the toilet

by God#28 April 12, 2004

bird

a female whose a hoe, slut, cunt, bitch... etc

She fucked him! What a fucking BiRD.

by MiSZ BABY PHAT April 22, 2007