slab party

Specifically, a party which occurs because a group of people have won a lot of slabs of beer, and the express purpose of the party is to drink all of the slabs in one go.
Ten slabs from the trivia night... slab party next week!
by Aspirex November 13, 2005
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slab joust

To compare penis length and girth, in a public or semi-public setting, using a tabletop as the display area.
Rob and Chadd were having a slab joust on friday night. Rob came up short.
by Don's Johnson March 02, 2012
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Slab up

When the boys want to sink some beers, this requires a slab (24 pack of beers) to do so.
Person 1: surely we slab up tonight

Person 2: fuck yeah for sure
by H Thommo August 05, 2019
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paving slab

A spastic. nothing else. just a spastic
i'm a paving slab sir GAHHHHAHAA!
by orderoftheflame April 10, 2004
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SLAB OUT

To pass out, fall asleep due to either morbid obeasity, and or the cosumption of marijuana while in attendence of a social gathering.
Yo dawg. That fat, weed smokin, bitch ass mo fo started to slab out while we was chillin strong, son. So I done busted him up in his grill 9 times and woke his ass up.
by Fernando Vasquelez March 30, 2006
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Pyro-noxious Slabs

A hazardous, geologic event wherein a hyper-accelerating flow of highly concentrated, sulfur infused volcanic magma builds, cools and intermittently cracks, avulsing into jaggedly uniform, mobilzed 'slabs' of densely toxic rock formations. In rare and unique environmental conditions, migratory slabs have been observed to spontaneously combust into abounding flames upon impact with proximate flora, fauna and curious homosapien onlookers, resulting in a enveloping expulsion of sulfuric cinder chards and respiratory impairing, noxious fumes.
1. "Did you see how the lava formed into 'Pyro-noxious Slabs' when it came down the side of of the volcano, cooling in rhythmic waves as it hit the ocean water's edge?"

2. "I still can't believe that Drew was instantaneously incinerated into a sulfuric plume of ash when that 'Pyro-noxious Slab' chased after him while he was trying to take pictures!"
by Charitable Disguise December 04, 2019
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candy slab

A brick of cocaine. Term used in the song "Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B" from Chamillion album.
"you see my slab, you see my candy slab, picture perfect nigga you should take a photograph" - Picture Perfect Feat. Bun B, Chamillion
by Will O April 27, 2006
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