route 28

Road in Northern Virginia, especially in the DMV where you get the world's worst traffic (shut up LA and stop bitching.) The rich people tend to live away from here...

Idiot: Hey?! Wanna just take route 28?
Smart Person: Nah, gonna take like 3 hours... Let's hop on 29.

by DMVking August 30, 2016

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Scenic Route

Having sex with a view.

We stayed at the top floor of a hotel and had a scenic route.

by Your Alpha October 7, 2021

route of it

being so far gone from prolonged use of substances that you are obviously not in the right state of mind.

yo route of it!!! *you're out of it!!!*

by d i z k o 2 0 8 November 3, 2011

inspect the evacuation route

To inspect, and explore, one's anus.

Dan had to inspect Stuart's evacuation route, and it made him harder than Chinese algebra.

"Inspect the evacuation route, Dan"
"Don't fucking have to tell me twice."
*tongue drools*

by Phantom Spaceman July 20, 2017

Scenic Route

When you have to look up a keyboard shortcut taking longer than actually just doing the action.

Pauly D. couldn't remember the keyboard shortcut to skip a song so he searched the keyboard shortcut up taking the scenic route.

by Guac3721 November 26, 2024

Scenic route

The route you want to go when your hopping to get lucky with a girl or a boy.

A: where's darragh going?
B: he's going scenic route with aoibhinn

by Dontgonearthelake:( July 29, 2019